Just something for your reading pleasure. Larry gave me these, so I thought I'd translate them into English and share them here:
"Ministers really have it hard. As in the past, they still have to fight against sin today. But they no longer remember what falls under that category."
"If you think you're a Christian just because you attend a church, then you're kidding yourself. You don't become a car simply because you walked into the garage, either."
"The church is often like a house that has been renovated too often. It would be good to remove some of the old paint in order to find out what was originally beneath it."
"During religion class, the teacher asks the student, 'What happens if you break one of the Ten Commandments?' The student thinks for awhile, then answers slowly, 'Then there will be only nine left...'"
"What the church cannot prevent, that it blesses."
--Karl Tucholsky, 1890-1935
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
--Albert Einstein, 1879-1955