If you are a writer,
or if you are in any sort of relationship with a writer,
I encourage you to read this article.
Among other things, it outs us writers for the narcissistic, airheaded time-wasters we really are.
And I love it.
J.R. Lennon, the author of said article, gives a run-down of how he typically spends his writing time. I thought some of you might be interested in seeing how I typically spend mine:
8:00-8:30 Get up. Lately, this has taken place 1-2 hours later than noted here, but who's counting.
8:30-9:00 Check online stuff. Messages, email, Facebook, Bloglines, what-hast-thou. Sometimes, this takes 45 minutes, but who's counting.
9:00-10:15ish Prepare and eat breakfast while reading something not on the computer.
10:30ish Sit down at computer to start writing.
11:00 Force self to stop editing the results of previous day's writing. Start writing for real.
11:03 Go to bathroom. Get cleaned up for the day.
11:30 Pet cat. Get something to drink. Wonder why that line of dialogue reads janky.
11:31-11:36 Really get down to writing.
11:37 Check Facebook.
11:38-12:00 Reply to comments. Look up something on Wikipedia. Read and ponder what Angie wants to know in her status update. Possibly post reply.
12:01-12:26 Typing, leaning back in chair, backspacing, typing some more, turning around to fix back of chair, typing some more, reading aloud, deleting everything written today.
12:27 Wander into kitchen to check fridge for anything. Anything at all. Ponder whether or not Character X should just die and get out of the way.
12:30 Return to office with drink and stand there, staring at computer screen. Computer screen stares malevolently back.
12:31 Coo over cat and re-write scene in head.
12:35-12:55 Re-type scene with improvements, taking previous day's writing into account.
12:56-1:05 Find favorite funny scene and read aloud, giggling.
1:06-1:30 Check online stuff.
1:31-2:30 Prepare and eat lunch while reading something not on computer. Go to bathroom.
2:31-2:40 Check Facebook. Reply to comments. Ruminate on the benefits of moving on to a different scene and leaving current one alone until the Apocalypse.
2:41-3:00 Re-read everything written today. Write one line of dialogue and delete it. Copy and paste dialogue from Chapter 11 into Chapter 6.
3:01-3:45 Fix glaring plot hole in Chapter 6.
3:46-4:10 Check Facebook. Resist temptation to scrap everything written today.
4:11-4:30 Speed-type. Pass "Go," collect 200 metaphorical dollars.
4:30-6:00 Housework, optional cooking, errands, bills, other such.
6:01 Return to office
6:02-6:21 Speed-write amazing plot twist that popped into existence and hope the sudden mania is sated before Ed walks in the door.
Voy-oh-lay. The truth comes out. Take it from me, folks, ya gotta see it to believe it.
Have I mentioned that writing really swings my verge? Oh yeah. ;oD
Thursday, June 25, 2009
"writing time" --hahahahahahaha!
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2 comments:
The delete key is my best friend and worst enemy. Maybe I could publish something if not for him/her/it/they.
You commented on my blog which led me here, and now I've spent all of my writing time for three days snooping through your life. Apologies, if they're necessary, but your blog is fascinating.
And, for what it's worth, I think my writing that night benefited more from the forced confinement than from the live music. After all, if I'd given up and gone home, I'd have done so in full view of the musician I'd come to see perform.
I strongly suspect that, like so many authors before, I'll do all my best work in prison.
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