Thursday, December 01, 2005

look! a non-NaNo-related post! aren't you relieved?

Here's something someone posted in the Chessworld forums recently. It gave me a huge laugh, language and English nerd that I am, so I thought I'd share it here. I bid thee happy chuckling!

Fun Anagrams

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT (creepy!)

THE EYES = THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Zs

A DECIMAL POINT = I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTH QUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

The Loch Ness Monster was given a Latin name - NESSITERRAS RHOMBOPTERYX - by Sir Peter Scott.
If you rearrange this, it gives you MONSTER HOAX BY SIR PETER S.

SCHOOLMASTER = THE CLASSROOM

And finally:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA = TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello sis, I was the one who posted that in Chess World. My sister sent it to me, and I thought it was great. So I passed it on. Glad to see it is still moving! LOL

thegermanygirl said...

It's too good not to pass it on! ;o)